Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What animals make the best students?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
How did the toad die?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
