Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What time is your dentist appointment?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?