Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
What happens when grass goes out of town?
How do hurricanes see?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why are goats so funny?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
How do birds threaten one another?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Are baby skunks cute?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?