Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What did the airline worker name her child?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
How long will dinner be?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What did the sick chicken say?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?