Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What game do mice love to play?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What sports are both plant-based?
What bee is good for your health?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?