Why was the mime upset?
How do you get kids to do something?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Where do chips wear socks?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What time of day was Adam created?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?