Why did the scarecrow win an award?
It was outstanding in its field.
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Which animals make the best football players?
Which family member is always relieved?
