What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do you call a handsome runner?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What famous scientist will try anything?