Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why do rhinos charge?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?