What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What are you studying in math?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.