What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Long time, no flea.
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What did the confused bee say?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why was the fish so smart?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
