What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
I love you watts and watts!
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Where do vampires keep their money?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?