Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
How does a squid go into battle?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What's the friendliest national park?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why was the cow afraid?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?