What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
I love you watts and watts!
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?