Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What insect runs away from everything?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What country has the most fish?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Families are like fudge.