What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
A swim meat.
Why was the mime upset?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
How do fleas travel?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why are turtles so shy?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
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