How do chickens leave the highway?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do math teachers eat?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What is the loneliest cheese?