What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?