The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What animal is always ready to protect people?