What condiment has wings?
A butter-fly.
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do bees chew?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What farm animal is best at karate?
It's Crowded!
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
