Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
They were playing for the cup.
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?