Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
They were playing for the cup.
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
