Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
They were playing for the cup.
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What animal always goes to heaven?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?