What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why was the bud so shy?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Where do polar bears vote?
What animal floats best?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?