Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?