Why do some people love eating snails?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What is the strongest animal?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What car always breaks the rules?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?