How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
A tuba glue.
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
