How did the vampire start his letter?
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What's a bat's favorite game?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What do math teachers eat?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why are winter days great?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
