What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What's the noisiest food?
What insect runs away from everything?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?