What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?