Why was the math book sad?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What did the sick chicken say?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What is the most adorable season?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?