What condiment has wings?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?