What kind of cake always tells the truth?
A blunt cake.
What's the most popular cat in New England?
How does a squid go into battle?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?