Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you call a dog in space?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
How do you spot a modern spider?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do pigs do over the summer?