What kind of cake always tells the truth?
A blunt cake.
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
