What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why do math teachers love March?