What kind of cake always tells the truth?
A blunt cake.
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?