Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why is a computer so smart?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?