What kind of snake would you find on a car?
A windshield viper!
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why was the spider so smart?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What is the best book to read in autumn?