What kind of snake would you find on a car?
A windshield viper!
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What did the painter say to the wall?