Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Which subject has two parts?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
