What kind of snake would you find on a car?
A windshield viper!
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Where do actors go to pray?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What do ducks get after they eat?
How do you get straight A's?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
