What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
They are both hoping for a call back!
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What country has the most fish?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Which family member has tusks?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?