What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
They are both hoping for a call back!
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?