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They are both hoping for a call back!
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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
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What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
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What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?