What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
They are both hoping for a call back!
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why was the bunny upset?
Where do cows go on vacation?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?