My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What was the first animal in space?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
How much does freedom weigh?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do cats wear to work?