Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Which singer could always break a five?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why was the fish so smart?