What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What's a henway?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?