What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What shape has a knighthood?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What part of a football field is never the same?