What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What car can't keep a secret?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What vegetables do librarians like?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?