What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
The Oscars®.
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What are you studying in math?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Which dogs love to study science?