What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
The Oscars®.
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
How much does freedom weigh?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?