How did the two figs make their marriage last?
They went out on weekly dinner dates!
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?