How did the two figs make their marriage last?
They went out on weekly dinner dates!
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why do cats love to work?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Do dads always snore?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What's a dog's favorite city?
How do you make a cow float?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
