Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What type of car do planets buy?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Can February March?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?