What is the quickest button on a radio?
Fast forward.
What's a bat's favorite game?
Where do polar bears vote?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Where would you find an elephant?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Where do hamsters come from?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?