What's the politest month?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?