Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?