What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A Father-In-Law!
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What tree has the most bark?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
