Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?