Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What time of day was Adam created?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
I'm not a bad putter.
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?