What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What are you studying in math?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?