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When fish play football, who is the captain?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
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What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What is the emptiest holiday?
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What did the lawyer name his daughter?
How do automobiles fly?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What words make the best athletes?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?