Where do pigs love to take naps?
In a ham-mock.
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What fairy loves to count?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
