Why did the mare gain weight?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why was the pirate late for work?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
How do you make a cow float?
What sport do horses love to play?
What sport requires no movement at all?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?