What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why are cause and effect so close?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What school subject really rocks?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?