What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?