How do amoebas make calls?
On a cell phone.
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
How do you make a cow float?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What bee is good for your health?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
How does a taco bless the table?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
