What season begins with a thud?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What does an attorney say when getting married?