How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?