What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What are you studying in math?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?