What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
How does the sun listen to music?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why is furniture so generous?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?