What do you call an angry monkey?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What's the most determined bird?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?