What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What makes music in your hair?
How do fireflies start a race?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What animal loves Indian food?