Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
A Wii!
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do ducks have for lunch?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
