Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
I'm not a bad putter.
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why do cows wear bells?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?