What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?