What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What words make the best athletes?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do little fish love to play with?
What nationality are most fish?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
