What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Hush puppies.
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
