What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Hush puppies.
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why did he change his bike's tires?