What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Hush puppies.
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
How long do chickens work?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do frogs drink in the winter?