What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
He had to go back to dent-al school.
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?