What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
He had to go back to dent-al school.
The museum curator needed a break.
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What British bugs are the best singers?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What's a henway?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?