What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What's a cow's favorite music note?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
How can you make 7 even?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?