Wanna hear a joke about paper?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
How do you make a cow float?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why are frogs always so happy?