How do you get a country girl to like you?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?