What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Pop.
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why are baseball games at night?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why are ghosts always single?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
