What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?