How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
On an arrow-plane.
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do you call a pig thief?
What day do hands always go to church?
