Why was the fish so smart?
It lived in a school.
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
