Why was the fish so smart?
It lived in a school.
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
How do fleas travel?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?