What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What nationality are most fish?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?