Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
How does dinner smell?
What do fish do at parades?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
If you need help building an ark...
What do photographers read to their children before bed?