Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Because he was a space cadet!
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What fish only swims at night?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do you call a sad latte?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Which dogs love to study science?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Where do books sleep?