Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?