Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Because he was a space cadet!
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
How does a taco bless the table?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
