Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
How can you make 7 even?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?