Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Which cats love to be petted?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?