Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
In a ham-mock.
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
