Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Because they have no spine.
What does a panda ghost say?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Where would you find an elephant?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What's the holiest insect?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What was the first animal in space?
What style of music weighs the most?