Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Because they have no spine.
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
