Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Because they have no spine.
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
How did the tree get lost?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did the frog starve?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What did March say to the madness?