Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What's the noisiest food?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why is a computer so smart?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What sport do horses love to play?