Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Where does laundry go to college?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What do insects learn at school?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Where do clowns go on vacation?