Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.
Why do cows make great bakers?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Where do stars go to college?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
