Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.
How are teens like cats?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do fairies always drink?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?