Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Where would you find an elephant?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?