What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Which insect makes the best father?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do bees chew?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?