What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis!
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What are you studying in math?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
