What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis!
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why was the dog so popular?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?