What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why are baseball games at night?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do fish do at parades?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Who is friends with everyone at school?