How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
How do automobiles fly?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What do cats wear to work?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?