How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Do dads always snore?
How do you get kids to do something?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Where do ants go to eat?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?