Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
He just wanted to be a watermelon.
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why are fish such good architects?
Which insect makes the best father?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Which state has the best streets?
What kind of books do boats write?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?