Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
He just wanted to be a watermelon.
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
