Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
He just wanted to be a watermelon.
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do you call octopus twins?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What car can't keep a secret?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why can't you trust a pig?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
How does a lion greet other animals?