How do automobiles fly?
By car-go plane.
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
