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What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
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Why are ghosts always single?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
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Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
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What tree is always ready for fall baking?