What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Which relative loves rice?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What kind of bird can write?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do golfers drink on the green?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.