How do automobiles fly?
By car-go plane.
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why didn't the melons get married?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What game do bats excel at?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?