How do automobiles fly?
By car-go plane.
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
How do birds threaten one another?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Which dog loves to rob banks?