What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
How is cat food sold?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
When does a horse talk?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What's a frog's favorite year?