Why are skeletons always hungry?
They're skin and bones.
What do you call a Zen egg?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What does an evil hen lay?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
How do you make a bandstand?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What bee is good for your health?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?