Why are skeletons always hungry?
They're skin and bones.
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
How do bees get to school?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why are books always so angry?
Where does water do all its banking?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
