How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call a famous turtle?