Why are skeletons always hungry?
They're skin and bones.
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Which state is the cleanest?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?