Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why are frogs always happy?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?