Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
How much does freedom weigh?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?