What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?