Where should you plant flowers along the road?
In the potholes.
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
