Why are scissors so forgiving?
They know how to cut people slack.
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
How do horses navigate at night?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What do fairies always drink?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?