Why are scissors so forgiving?
They know how to cut people slack.
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
