Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do cats wear to work?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?