Why are scissors so forgiving?
They know how to cut people slack.
Bears love exotic cars.
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do bees say in the summer?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?