What is a table you can eat?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Who is God's favorite superhero?