What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What makes music in your hair?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What's the richest basketball team?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?