Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Because he carries a house on his back.
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?