Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Because he carries a house on his back.
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Where does laundry go to college?
How does a witch play loud music?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
