What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What is the coolest country?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?