Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Because he carries a house on his back.
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Where do termites go camping?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
How much money does a skunk have?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you call the dog magician?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?