Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Because he carries a house on his back.
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why was the dairy grumpy?