What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog, because it croaks every night.
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What is a cow's dream job?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What do cows say on NYE?