What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog, because it croaks every night.
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Did you know about April 1st?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why was the mime upset?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why are ghosts always single?