What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog, because it croaks every night.
How do you care for a sick bird?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
