What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog, because it croaks every night.
What kind of money do fishermen make?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do bees chew?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a short cow?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Which bird would make a great farmer?