What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog, because it croaks every night.
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?