What did the storm say when its plans changed?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Where does cheese invest its money?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?