Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What did autumn say to summer?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
How do automobiles fly?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?