What's the laziest vegetable?
A couch potato.
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
