Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
It was alright, alright, alright.
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
How are teens like cats?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
How can you make 7 even?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you call a vacation at home?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What game can you play while eating dinner?