Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why are fish such good architects?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?