Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
It was alright, alright, alright.
Which insect is the smartest?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why didn't the melons get married?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why do cows make great bakers?