Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet.
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why did the snake cross the road?