Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet.
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
How much money does a skunk have?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?