Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet.
Do dads always snore?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What did the sick chicken say?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why are ghosts always single?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
