Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Who is a house's favorite band?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
How do automobiles fly?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?