Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet.
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why are turtles so shy?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What animal should you never play poker with?