Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Which elf is the best singer?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
How do fall and winter say hello?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What animal loves Indian food?
A book just fell on my head.
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?