What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower.
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?