What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What bird is always sad?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
