What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower.
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why are baseball games at night?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What do you call the dog magician?
What did one plate say to the other?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Which office space loves to cut corners?