What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why do cows go to New York?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
This candy bar is a real home run.
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?