What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do you call a silly hill?
How are mountains able to see?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?