What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky.
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
How does a barber get to work?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Which subject has two parts?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?