Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
We had a discussion about roses.
What's the loudest sport?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do you give a sick lemon?