Why do kittens know so much about church?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why was the math book sad?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why was the bud so shy?
What do you call an artistic dog?