What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky.
What sport are eggs the best at?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
