What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?