What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do math teachers eat?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
How do bees get to school?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?