What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
How does a squid go into battle?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?