What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Retired.
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Do dads always snore?
Why do math teachers love March?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
When do astronauts eat?