What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Retired.
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What's a forklift?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do you call a dog in space?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
