What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Retired.
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What is another name for a cow?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What fish loves to play in a band?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?