What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Where do chips wear socks?
How does NASA organize a company party?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why do hogs play so much football?