What kind of key opens a haunted house?
A spooKEY.
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?