What kind of key opens a haunted house?
A spooKEY.
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What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
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How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What's the noisiest food?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
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What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?