What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Where do hamsters come from?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?