What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What school subject really rocks?
Where does a scientist wizard work?