What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do bees chew?
