What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
How do you grill cheese?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?