What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
Where do goldfish go camping?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What makes music in your hair?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What's a forklift?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?