What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Which former US President was always cold?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?