Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
How do billboards talk?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the frog starve?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?