How do trees get access to the internet?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What does the sun drink out of?
When does a horse talk?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?